My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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