He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I see more hoeing in ur future
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