How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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