Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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