Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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