That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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