this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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