belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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