so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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