Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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