When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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