Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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