Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
This is not my ceiling
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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