idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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