i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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