operation harelip BJ is a go
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
she peed on how many people?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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