Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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