I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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