First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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