one two three fourrrrnication!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
