I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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