I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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