Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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