Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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