All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
why do cheetos always look like penises
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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