you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
