Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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