jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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