I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
