Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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