david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Randomize
