Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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