It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Did you just see the Batmobile???
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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