You really coming over, don't trick.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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