oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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