Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
His nipple licking is glorious
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