Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
