i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
