I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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