I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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