I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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