And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize