is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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