TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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