Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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