he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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