She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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