idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
being pregnant is like rehab
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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