It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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