I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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