She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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