Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Randomize
