I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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